Chaos Theory

It often amazes me just how chaotic life can be. In particular, it currently amazes me how chaotic MY life can be while I am at work. I find that the more I try to make things less chaotic, the more it seems like people try to subvert that effort. I start a file, I keep my office neat, and my staff "borrows" a file and manages to lose a document. I get my contract drafted, but my boss is too busy to look it over and it ends up getting to the client late. I try to fix a problem, and 9 things get dropped on my desk that someone else screwed up. And apparently yelling solves all problems. Not. The office hurricane has hit again, but thankfully my name makes me immune ( after all, I'll prolly get retired this year.) :-D