Thinking this was a normal day, I sat through alllll of my classes. But a normal day is apparently was not. I got out of my classes and got a call from my mom. She let me know that there are apparently unhappy chinese nationals that crossed into the united states from mexico, and are heading to boston to blow us up. I can only assume that they are displeased with the United States for some reason or another. Maybe we took money from them, or invaded their space. Or maybe they dislike us on principle. What I am wondering is this: if they are really pissed off at the United States...WHY would they blow up BOSTON??? I mean, out of every city in this country, why Boston? I understand NYC (although I don't advocate this) because NYC is the financial capital of this country. It symbolizes the capitalist system that we are rather proud of. I could understand something a little bit closer to Mexico, like LA, Phoenix, Houston, heck pretty much every EVERY OTHER CITY in the COUNTRY is closer to the Mexican border then Boston.
But here's where I really don't get it. If I was a person that hated the United States, it is likely I would hate our esteemed leader, Dubya. Right? If that is the case, WHY would I go to Boston, Massachusetts? I mean, it is not Boston's fault that Dubya is still in office? In fact, Boston is the LAST place I would go to. So I figure it this way. Maybe these are Bush supporting terrorists, out to get the bad people of Boston for daring to defy the reign of Dubya. Or maybe they just got the 2 candidates confused, and they think Bush is from Boston (HA! now that would be funny....) Either way, let me make this clear.... LEAVE BOSTON ALONE!!! It is not OUR fault! We are just a conglomeration of hippy liberals, young professionals, child molesting clergy and irritating college kids.
Wait, maybe the terrorists have the right idea after all...

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