I know I am not a real lawyer...

But could everyone stop reminding me of that? I know, as a Legal Aid lawyer, that, like a Public Defender, I am not a "real" lawyer. I know that I clearly did not go to law school. And I know that I didn't pass a real bar exam. I know I don't practice real law, and I don't REALLY have to bill my time. And I know all of this because I don't bill my client, so there for my time is not real, and the law I practice is not real.

So since I know all of this, could you PLEASE stop reminding me? Thanks in advance!