A really random thought...

As I work my way through Wills and Trusts for what seems like the hundreth time (but is prolly like the 3rd) I had the most random thought:

A jury full of Oompa Loompas. How much more interesting would court be if the jurors were Oompa Loompas? You'd know if you were a horrid person, because they would get up as start singing about you. In cute little ways. Becauses the Loompas know. No need for arguements, or witnesses. Just have the oompa loompas hang with you for a bit, and if they sing, you are guilty. Simple. Neat. Darned entertaining.

Or we could just have the trained squirrels knock on your head. Bad go down the chute, good ones go free. Just don't touch his nuts...